The Green Lantern for Meck County Commissioner

I didn't realize that Hal Jordan was involved in politics these days.




We know who you really are, Hal.




He's a republican now. I guess all the power with that ring went to his head.


Yep. I just did that. That's how big a nerd I am. You're welcome.

I just realized...

My impression of Barack Obama sounds just like Robocop.

Ummm....thanks a bunch.

I'd like to thank Clear Channel for making me one of the exclusive members of New! which appears to only have about 8 billion different bands on it of all completely deformed shapes and sizes. So many bands that I can't even find myself on the list that's available at 1065.com so thanks, Clear Channel, no really, thanks.

Don't get me wrong, everybody at 106.5 The End is cool.

I just wish Clear Channel would die.

Sea Monster

My sense of self-entitlement has been greatly challenged by reality over the years.

Also, this song:

I Am Also Not Related To Troy Boulton

I can't tell if this is a step backwards from the Michael Bolton thing. I mean, for one thing, they're not asking me if I'm related to Michael Bolton. But it's disturbing because some of the kids who ask me this are dead serious. If you're not a 9 year old girl you might be a little confused right now on even who this guy is. Let me shed some light on the subject and I'm sure the problem will become clear:

Troy Boulton is a fictional character from High School Musical and I am not related to him because he isn't real.

It's a little shocking to me that I've had to make this distinction to kids as many times as I have and I didn't think I could be shocked at where our society is going anymore. I blame Clear Channel and Disney for this. Not only is the next generation not going to know what good music is, they won't even understand the difference between a horrible musical and reality.

I Am Not Related to Michael Bolton

A lot of times people go, "Seth Boulton? Are you related to Michael Bolton?"

The answer is no. I wish I had his money. I've heard he comes from a well-to-do family and I wish I had their money too but no, we're not related. Number one, his name isn't Bolton, it's Bolotin but he changed to be cooler I guess. Number two, my name isn't Bolton, it's Boulton with a "U" although some people in my family have changed up the spelling for various reasons. Also, I've heard from many reliable sources that he's a jackass so if you see me, don't ask me that. I know people see my name and think, "I'll ask if he's related to Michael Bolton. It'll be clever and I'll be the first person who's ever said that to him." But you aren't. I don't hold it against anyone. I'll even chuckle slightly like it's funny when you say it. But I'll die a little on the inside. So quit it. Thank you.

106.5 The End featuring Seth Boulton & The Dream Machine

If you go to this link at 1065.com you can listen to my music and tell them how great I am. You know you want to. Seriously, it would help me out and just think, a vote for Seth Boulton & The Dream Machine is a vote against Jack Johnson cover bands. Ask yourself, do you really need another Jack Johnson cover band?


http://www.1065.com/cc-common/artist_submission/
gatewayplayeroas.html?art=207223

Thanks!